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Friday, April 1, 2011

Rancangan Aku untuk Hari Bodoh Esok haha

YAHHHAAAA

esok nak beli katak, nak buh kat bawah meja Cikgu !

YAHHHHOOOO

malam ni nak plan siap-siap perancangan menyeluruh nak pekena ***, biaq masuk wad

YEEEEHAAAA

esok aku nak pastikan *** menangis sampai naik banjir

YUUUUHHHHUUU

(bunyi kepala dihantuk)

Adui * * * errk, okay okay , ASSALAMUALAIKUM kepada anda , anda dan anda oh ya anda sekali laah, ish , tak percaya ke saya bagi salam ni, jawab2. HAHA, (perasan ramai pembaca sangatlah tu) . Al-maklumlah terlampau pemikiran positif, mustahil ke boleh .

Baiklah, dialog di atas tak da kena mengena dengan hidup sesiapa pun , mahupun ***. Termasuk saya. Saya rasa macam nak bercerita tapi ada kah insan yang nak mendengar cerita saya ni? *oooi,, orang tak dengaq , orang baca lah pandai* , err, maafkan patik ~

Al-kisah, saya (bukan penulis ini) melihat kalendar 2011. Diamatinya betul-betul tarikh pada hari ini, digosok-gosok matanya yang sepet, digaharunya kepala walaupun tak da kutu, dan ditampar pipinya walaupun tak da nyamuk yang cium pipinya sekalipun. Lalu dalam keadaan yang masih otak waras, dia melihat sekelilingnya dan terus menjerit ... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

esok adalah 

APRIL ! ?


beberapa orang insan yang prihatin dengan ketegangan hal beliau mula mendekati beliau,

Awat ni , cek ? Pasai pa pulak dah? Nak kahwin ka ? HAri Result ? Masuk UPNM ?

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Percaya atau tidak, INSHA ALLAH dalam Bahasa Melayu

Salamullahialaikum,

so, any ideas on what I'm going to talk about Maher Zain this time?

Maher Zain comes to Penang ?

Maher Zain   produces a  new album?

or, Maher Zain's song now in Malay? 

yaaa !! way to go, guys! Now, you can listen Maher Zain's Insha ALLAH in Malay. Initially, I was a little bit unbelieved as there are so many covers on Maher Zain's Insha ALLAH in Malay on Youtube. But, I forced myself to click on the video with my ears closed. Bukan paa, takut keluar suara Mehar Zian pulak. Yalah, kan banyak video tak torah kat Youtube.

So, walaupun dengan telinga katup, my ears catched the beats of the nasyid, ANNNNNDDDD , it's true . It's MAHER ZAIN's INSHA ALLAH in MALAY. official=) ohhh

I'm happy. I jumped to the sky, that's why my roof is under construction,


okay, here's his nasyid in Malay. Suddenly, I'm PROUD to be MALAYSIAN 

xd 



thaib, ilalliqa' 
p.s- saya rasa lebih hayati dengan lirik melayu ini, T_T ohhh

p.s II - am I the last person on the earth know about this? hahaha, gara-gara 1 bulan di sana. ooops

Friday, February 4, 2011

SAYA pun tak pasti nak bubuh tajuk apa, sebab tak tahu tu yang saya tulis ini.

Salamullahialaikum

Pecah rekod juga saya hari ini, dua post satu hari,

hek elh, bajet la kau ni, dua post satu hari pun pecah rekod ke? 


Bajet tak bajet, kau nak bajet, pergi join Bajet 2011 dengan Datuk Seri. Kat sini bukan Dewan Parlimen.

Ekhemm, harap maklum, Berlaku sedikit monolg dalaman yang tak dapat nak elak. Baik kita sambung diskusi kita. APA PERASAAN ANDA MELIHAT GAMBAR DI ATAS? err,mungkin tak cukup besar ini tulisan.

APA PERASAAN ANDA MELIHAT GAMBAR DI ATAS?

tekan bawah ini, jika anda mahu hidup . fuhh, ada ke patut? alah, tekan je laaaa, penat saya tulis kott

HERO on the road that will be turn to ZERO at the grave

Salamullahialaikum,

HERO on the road, but ZERO at the grave.

Seriuosly, this post is proudly made from me to those who are called as MAT REMPIT. I'm sorry if my words are harsh. But, still I think they deserve to have these kinds of words.



TAK MENGHORMATI PENGGUNA JALAN RAYA LAIN
Saya memang geram jika saya berhadapan dengan insan yang langsung tak reti hendak hormat orang tua mahupun orang di sekelililngnya. Saya cukup tak faham padahal rasa hormat ni memang sepatutnya wujud dalam kalangan kita sejak kecil lagi, Sebab itu yang memang diajar kepada kita. Kecuali lah kalau dibesarkan oleh orang utan.

Tapi Tarzan yang dibesarkan di hutan pun , faham perasaan hormat dan takut kepada orang tua


Perasaan geram saya menjadi-jadi, bila sebentar tadi di sebuah plaza tol di sini. Gara-gara mereka, ayah saya menjadi mangsa. Jalan yang disediakan untuk pengguna motosikal kan ada? Yang susah2 masuk ke jalan kereta tu apa pasai? Nasib kau lepas palang tu, kalau tak lepas kau ingat kau boleh hidup ke? Mati katak kott. Siapa nak tolong?

Dah tu, ayah saya dah sentuh kad touch n go lalu palang pun diangkat. Tiba-tina berderu motosikal bersama penunggang2 ke laluan kereta dengan muka *taknampak pulak muka depa camna , pasai helmet kan. Safety la kiranya* tapi yang pastinya muka mereka , muka tak bersalah.


Cehh, jangan telan dengan muka kesian ini.

Plus, saya dah tak da kelaratan untuk meletakkan gambar mat rempit di laman saya, sebab asyik-asyik cakap pasai mat rempit mesti gambar dia ni
Aik? Letak jugakk, tapi hat ni special edition sikit la no pasai import mak cik belakang tu, 
Baguiiih, lain hang jatuh kepala mak cik tu yang pecah dulu

Tengok! Risiko merempit ni bukan sekadar membahayakan ke atas si perempit ini, malah ke atas pembonceng, pemandu kereta sebelah, si penangkap gambar ini dan jugaaa,,,, saya sendiri kerana menulis berkenaan perempit ini. Risiko besar!

Analoginya macam rokok lah, 

buat pi lah macam mana pun slogan, still ada lagi yang merokok kan

Sama ja laa dengan rempit, kerajaan penat2 je buat kempen, Masjid pun bertungkus lumus buat kempen Jom Pi Masjid dan juga pihak media pun bersusah payah kerah keringat buat filem tentang mereka demi kesedaran mereka daripada dibuat enaknya okzoz, ehh ekzos kott yang kotor.

Canang pi lah kot mana pun ayat-ayat untuk sedarkan mereka.

Ingatlah orang tersayang

Belia Benci Rempit

Rempit Membawa Malang

Eh,adaka slogan ketiga tu. tak paa, kalau tak wujud g biar saya yang wujudkan. memang betul pun kan? 

MASIH ADA LAGI HARAPAN UNTUK BERUBAH

Everyone deserves a chance, not A CHANCE but CHANCES ! Trust me. Kepada  anda dan anda yang sedang membaca karya ini yang terlibat dengan kancah ini atau kancah durjana yang lain sekali pun, anda perlu sedar bahawa anda tak perlu hipokrit untuk terus membohongi diri anda dengan membiarkan diri anda terus berada dalam sangkar itu. 

Tak susah untuk berubah. SAMA ADA ANDA MAHU ATAU TIDAK. 


Kalau bukan sekarang, bila lagi?
Kalau bukan anda yang mula, siapa lagi?
Kalau bukan kerana diri anda, kerana siapa lagi?

Fikir-fikirkan. Anda sudah tentu tidak mahu hidup anda ditamatkan sebegini rupa

mungkin lebih dahsyat daripada ini....

Treat your life blissfully because that's what life for

THINGS changed,

Salamullahialaikum warahmatullahi wabaraktuh.

untuk ke ketiga kalinya saya membuka post saya, dan saya tulis, tapi tak jadi post. Tulis tapi tak jadi. Apa yang tak kena dengan saya ni? Angin Sintok membuatkan otak penulis saya beku? 

cuaca sejuk kat UUM Sintok pagi-pagi buat otak ku ada mata 

Tidaklah. Saya memang begini. Disebabkan macam-macam punya hal nak ditumpahkan dalam bentuk tulisan menjadikan saya tak keruan untuk mula yang mana satu dahulu. Otak abstrak rasanya. sebab itulah ramai juga daripada kalangan kenalan saya menyarankan saya supaya tulis dalam buku nota bila idea terlintas.

Ahh, biasalah. Orang selalu salahkan masa,

"Tak sempatlah"

"Tak dak masalah"

"Masa selalu cemburui kita"

Kesian lah kat masa, Selalu masa dipersalahkan, padahal salah kita. Kita yang tak pandai susun urusan kita supaya seiring dengan masa.

=.=

Here in PLKN really makes me become more discipline than usual. Tambah-tambah, when I hold that post. I'm dead if I am not puctual.  That's what I really like. I mean LOVE. :P

Dalam keadaan saya menjadi seorang yang sangat patuhi masa ini pun, masih lagi saya terpaksa untuk membuat 'show' ninja turtle



Ah, alangkah malu. malu. Cehh, tak mengapa . Itu yang membuatkan ianya jadi kenangan..

Okay okay, sekarang jom masuk topik. Penatkan tunggu muqaddimah habis. HAHA. Jadi macam kaku nak tulis post baru ni heh. Aduhhh.

Baik yang PERTAMA
This is the shockest news ever. 
MY BEST TEACHER, SIR SAID IS GOING TO BE TRANSFERRED , OKAY STOP THE CAPS LOCK. okay. Seriously, my heart was pumping so fast. May this would be the best for him. Al-Irshad is losing another diamond T_T.
He's really something. His Sacrifices throughout the years. And now. look what he had done to our school's success. Proud to be Irshadian. We'll never forget you, sir.

I still remember his sayings, motivations when I'm feeling down. He raises me and my mates up. Love to be in his class. Miss that time.
sir said, i'll be missing you -_-




life must go ON :)



Sunday, January 2, 2011

So, I Make My Move and Don't Cry . I'm NOTT Crying okay, *tissue please*

Salamullahialaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh to you, you ohh and you tooo.

Make my move? What move?

I like the way you move? Oh no no.

ciplak yang memang tidak disengajakan, terima kasih encik google

Subhanallah the day has come! I'm totally freaking out. Don't worry though I freak out, my baggage is ready to go! LOL, how bout the owner? Ntah laaaaaaa. Send the baggage only, the owner no need laah -_____-



So, initially, I am wondering, what shoul i wear to register at the enormous Dewan Milenium, KB there. Then , I make my mind to dress like this.

okay . I'm ready!

Friday, December 31, 2010

Time to Reminisce !

Salamullahialaikum,

okay okay. yesterday was a super-duper incredible night. NIGHT ke? Who cares, It's still dark. For the first time, my eyes sticked on my profile, changing my status for the longest period ever! Blurred , huh?

I don't know, who found this game a.k.a status but surely, this really tightens the ukhwah among me and my friends, oh, my junior and seniors.


HEre's the deal
Inbox me any number between 1 and 5000 and I'll make my status your number, and what I think about you :) Fun thing is, only you and I know what your number is. Post this as your status. ♥


Sudah tentu anda faham, bagus2 tepuk tangan. Sebenarnya saya tidak merancang sekali pun untuk bercerita tentang permainan ini, tapi post sahabat sayasyaza niii membuatkan saya teruja sekali. 




Let's get retarded............? Astaghfirullah, taknak2 saya nak jadi muslim yang baik. okay let's get into them *the status that they said about me with BASMALLAH* haaa, baca lah bismillah!-______- ( muka lembu? ) orang laaaa.


besedia untuk post saya yang terpanjang!! !

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Melts my heart . tranquilize -_-

credits to rindu.org 
this one is not mine, but i do love this one :)

Salamullahialaikum

Subhanallah , it is very healing :)
CLICK IT, if not ...... -_-"

p.s// I don't know why I cannot put the Youtube video here. I think there's something wrong with this new layout's setting, erhh. Hurt **

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

PLKN; The Dilemma of Muslimah, and How to Overcome It?

Salamullahialaikum

The days keep declining, the time fades so fast and my adrenaline beating fast and fast. 
I'm afraid to face the world there, yeah a very different world. I keep praying to Him so that I could be righteous.
These could be some words that indicate the riot of most muslimah out there, who are selected to join the NATIONAL SERVICE (Program Latihan Khidmat Negara 2011/1) including me.

So, yeap. I am lying if I say that I don't have any problems in facing the days. Some questions keep knocking my head,

"Should I wear tudung pendek or tudung labuh?"


"Is it okay for me to tuck in the uniform, if I don't what will happen?"

"Can I run away form this programme, it makes me sick !"

"Ohhh, I just can't do this!"

Hey, Sakeenah! Calm down, there must be something exists behind this test, you just need to stand still and be just the WAY you are.

So, I pray to ALLAH, pray and pray.

Then He shows me the way, I found an article on iluvislam, and I think it is worth to be shared here,

So, this is it.

Muslimah vs PLKN

Panjangnya pengenalan, padahal nak post link ja.  Takkan nak online penat2 , then just simply post the link and go.

^^ Subhanallah, praise to ALLAH, now I feel revived!


Monday, December 20, 2010

It has ended !

Salamullahialaikum warahmatullah :)

Dah lama tak post, rasa kekok sangat. Idea-idea IDEA IDEA. idea-idea, ideaidea. Bila tak buka blog, banyak la idea. Grrrr, apa lah.

Ohh ya, SPM has endedd ! !





Takbir !
*sambut lah anda sebelum anda disambutkan* -.-v

Guess what, i have done so many things since it ended.

#1 : Back to Seremban
Well, it's not my hometown. I have a sister here. She's going to transfer to Shah Alam end of this month. So as the most intelligent, diligent, courageous young sister, i have to sacrifice all my desire (to get license, video making with Syaza, outing with friends and bla-bla-bla) for a while. Berbakti selagi ada.

#2:  Baby sit and nanny sit
Yeah, as i mentioned before, i'm in seremban, taking care of my nephews and my grandma is my part-time job. Pray for my 'mak's' health. she's EIGHTY right now and still alive and kicking. Insha ALLAH. cuma ada laa sakit sikit2. A norm for the oldies. -.- May ALLAH bless her as she had taken care of me when i was young :)

#3: Video making
Haaa, this one has been in my dream list since  i made a utube account. i know i could not be like Conor Maynard or even Sam Tsui to cover the songs ,but  i still want to contribute stg, in utube wolrd . LOL, promoting conor, i guesssss . So, to be simplified, i made one *successfully* a video, a lyric video. Just wait for the correct time to post it on utube . As, the wi-fi here is d*mn low. Durr.

#4: Novels
At lasst, i could go to the bookstores with my mind freee of wondering about all the syllabus. HAHA. I grabbed one novel. Kalau ikut hati, nak ambil SEMUA ! yeah, ALL. but, i still can think rationally.

WEIL CHINA. A story about the life of a real mujaheed in Turkistan, to struggle out from the communist. Yah, great story. Luvin' it. It's written by Emine or known as Aminah. She's from Turkey and it was translated by a local novelist :) Hehh, i'll share after finishing it . iALLAH

#5: Trying to be one of the huffaz Al-Quran
Guys, we have to balance the world's stuff and hereafter's. As I'm not taking DQ , Darul Quran, i think i need to work it out by myself. For this matter, i try to follow Muhammad Taha Al-Junaid's style of recitation. He's a VERY EXCELLENT reciter ! He's SIXTEEN.
Moga dia terus tsabit dalam perjuangannya. Ameeen

taha al-junaid

I just could do all of these things for a short period only. yaah, PLKN Program Latihan Khidmat Negara or is known as in English as National Service. LOL *fyi* -.-

THREE MONTHS !
I'm just hoping to Allah that me and all of my friends could be the best :) May Allah guide us . -.-

Wailalliqa' maasaalamah